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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

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forreal-tho:

jionttt:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

dying

more accurate is “Member of asshole race”

No chill

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meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

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— 2 hours ago with 83061 notes

cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

image

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nivalvixen:

olimaru:

How r these people even breathing?

So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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deepfriedtwinkie:

archatlas:

Chinese Translation Fails

I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming

I dunno how you top that

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officialwhitegirls:

sniffing:

officialwhitegirls:

tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

isn’t that you…

tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

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thaunderground:

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

what?

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flowerchildalexturner:

my outfit was cute af today

you little cutie you <3333

flowerchildalexturner:

my outfit was cute af today

you little cutie you <3333

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tehzii:

emrichardson99:

donthatemecusimbeautiful:

Awesome Family Halloween Costumes

oh my god the labyrinth one <3 XD

SOMEONE DRESSED THEIR BABY UP AS AN OOMPA LOOMPA

Labrynth 5ever.

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